‘I like your friend’: 9 things men don’t want women to know

When we met, I was actually trying to hit on her friend, but I never told her so she wouldn’t get mad.

1. “I save cute girls in my phone under guys’ names. So if my GF sees our texts, she thinks it’s a pal.”—Tim M.*, 22

2. “When we met, I was actually trying to hit on her friend, but I never told her so she wouldn’t get mad.” —Dave G., 28

3. “I told her I was one year older at first to seem mature. Now it’s this stupid lie that I have to keep up!” —Chris C., 25

4. “My girlfriend’s roommate is so hot, but I tell my girl she’s average so my GF won’t get jealous.” —Greg Y., 23

5. “I have sex dreams about her mom, but I keep it secret from both of them for obvious reasons.” —Nick G., 24

6. “When I found out she cheated on me, I slept with her younger sister to get back at her in my mind.” —Brian T., 26

7. “When we have sex, I pretend it’s her sorority sister, because she’s way hotter and it gets me off.” —Pete S., 23

8. I hate her mom! All she does is bitch. But I can’t tell my girl because I don’t want to offend her.” —Matt D., 21

9. “I tell my friends everything about my sex life with my girlfriend. We all do it—it’s fun to brag!” —Shawn J., 28

*Names have been changed to prevent the wrath of these guys’ understandably furious girlfriends!